Welcome to the hood

Grand Theft Hood

Meet Vlad. He takes from the rich, gives to the streets, and never drops the respect meter. This is the hood. Own it.

Enter the hood Meet Vlad
★ respect
$ VLAD
Vlad standing on a low-poly city street
Player one

Vlad runs
these blocks.

Low-poly legend. High respect. The hood answers to one name.

X Press to meet the boss
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Low-poly portrait of Vlad
THE BOSS
Character select

This is Vlad.

Green hat. Green fit. Zero fear. Vlad is the face of Grand Theft Hood — the original street legend who turned a hood into a movement.

  • 01 Takes from the rich
  • 02 Gives to the hood
  • 03 Respect always maxed
  • 04 Never snitches. Never folds.
Hood stats

The numbers.

Vlad doesn't read charts. He is the chart.

$
0 Total supply
%
0 Tax
H
0 In the hood
★
∞ Respect
Mission board

Four missions.

Complete the board. Unlock the hood. Don't fail Vlad.

01
Mission 01

Wake up

Vlad opens his eyes. The streets are waiting. Time to move.

Unlocked
02
Mission 02

Spread

Flood every timeline. Make Grand Theft Hood unavoidable.

Unlocked
03
Mission 03

Take over

Claim the blocks. Stack respect. Own the narrative.

In progress
04
Mission 04

Legend

Vlad becomes permanent. The hood never forgets.

Locked
Gallery

From the streets.

A cat dressed as a green hooded outlaw in a game-style city scene
Side quest: protect the bag.
Vlad on a low-poly city street with game HUD
Spawn point: the block.
“

I don't read charts.
I am the hood.

— Vlad, probably
How to join

Get in the hood.

Four steps. Even a snitch could do it.

  1. 1

    Grab a wallet

    Stay strapped digitally.

    L1
  2. 2

    Bridge in

    Move into the chain Vlad calls home.

    R1
  3. 3

    Swap

    Trade for $GTHOOD. No hesitation.

    X
  4. 4

    Done

    Welcome home, soldier.

    ★
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FAQ

Street
questions.

Answered by Vlad himself.

Who is Vlad?+

The face of Grand Theft Hood. Green hat. Full respect. He runs the narrative and never clocks out.

What is Grand Theft Hood?+

A street-born meme movement built around Vlad. Entertainment first. Vibes mandatory.

What's the utility?+

Respect. The utility is respect.

Will it go up?+

Markets go up. Markets go down. Vlad does not care. Don't put in money you can't afford to lose.

Mission passed

Long live
the hood.

The streets remember. Vlad never left. Grand Theft Hood is forever.

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Vlad